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I spend most of my time eating, sleeping, laughing at my own jokes, or thinking about any of the above.


do u ever hear something so dumb ur eyes physically roll out of ur head

I’m nobody! Who are you?
Are you nobody, too?
Then there ’s a pair of us—don’t tell!
They ’d banish us, you know.

How dreary to be somebody!
How public, like a frog
To tell your name the livelong day
To an admiring bog!

— Emily Dickinson, The Complete Poems (via observando)


why test on animals when there r people who r rude to waiters