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I spend most of my time eating, sleeping, laughing at my own jokes, or thinking about any of the above.


Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image


i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

"oh no my potato"

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns


"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead


I need a part time job that pays $20,000 per week.


gettin so high rn