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I spend most of my time eating, sleeping, laughing at my own jokes, or thinking about any of the above.

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

breadmaakesyoufat:

i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

"oh no my potato"

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

rupsidaisy:

"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead

hommewalk:

I need a part time job that pays $20,000 per week.

angelispoopy:

gettin so high rn